Three Short Quirky Poems to Make You Smile

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

Unless you grabbed the salt shaker by mistake.

Sunflowers are yellow,

Daisies are white,

Butterflies were once caterpillars,

Until they were swallowed by a cocoon.

 

Petunias are red,

Petunias are white,

Petunias are purple,

Petunias come in a lot of colours.

How a Marble Led to My Deviated Septum

A white marble caused my deviated septum.

Growing up, I was obsessed by a handful of games and toys. Breaking Point was the ultimate. Balancing individual blue balls with thin sticks on a hanging rack of connected white balls. It was the perfect game for my concentration and lung development, since I’d wail at the top of my lungs whenever I lost.

Playing with Little People was serious business / Photo credit: A brave mother

My overall favourite were my Fisher Price Little People. I’d spend hours playing with them and my treasured Tomy Merry-Go-Copter. The concept: Little People travelled via elevator and boarded a helicopter. The Copter dropped them onto a train. Similar to Queen Elizabeth and 007’s entrance during the 2012 London Summer Games.

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Board games? It was Mr. Mouth and Quick, Jump, It’s a Skunk.

I was obsessed by that Skunk Game. I’d watch the little white marbles roll when they were knocked by the skunk paddles. They’d disappear for a second then reappear. Where did they go? It was a mesmerizing game of split-second peek-a-boo.

Somehow we misplaced a marble, resulting in an uneven number. Literally an odd ball. So, I took the marble to sleep on my pillow at bedtime. The next morning, I placed the marble back in the box. But the lost ball hadn’t returned. Again, the same marble slept on my pillow. For awhile.

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Pack Up, Class of 1994 – You’re Retiring in Arborg

It’s an idyllic thought.

The other night, when a childhood friend and I were messaging, retirement entered the conversation. We laughed about that fleeting thought, then when I went to bed I expanded on their idea.

Because wouldn’t it be awesome if the entire Class of 1994 returned to our small Manitoba town to retire? Back to the Town of Arborg?

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From DJ to ETA: The Unique Journey of Manitoba’s Dave Greene

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