Tag: Humour

Three Short Quirky Poems to Make You Smile

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

Unless you grabbed the salt shaker by mistake.

Sunflowers are yellow,

Daisies are white,

Butterflies were once caterpillars,

Until they were swallowed by a cocoon.

 

Petunias are red,

Petunias are white,

Petunias are purple,

Petunias come in a lot of colours.

Next Time You Pass a Car Wash and You Hear a Beep – It’s Probably Me

Last night, I ran out of coffee.

So, I rose with the sun. I accomplished some writing stuff, and then I slapped on a houndstooth hat and drove to the Arborg Co-op.

Which is the main part of the story.

At the till, I chatted with the cashier, and then I walked along the yellow-brick road to my dirt-caked vehicle. Why was I driving a vehicle caked with dirt?

With Def Leppard blaring, I headed to the Arborg Co-op Gas Station’s car wash. I drove into the bay, and I washed my Kia. With a wand. For the first time.

I’ve never wand-washed a vehicle. It was either a hand wash or drive through car washed. Needless to say, this was a new experience.

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